He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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