fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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