if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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