so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Terrible idea I love it
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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