And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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