Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
