Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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