I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
