Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
