I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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