Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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