I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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