Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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