i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
