Its about making memories worth repressing
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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