i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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