i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Green mimosas i think yes
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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