So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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