Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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