you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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