i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i out mim tonsoeep
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