What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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