Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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