i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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