You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
