im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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