I think I can smell my own vagina right now
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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