And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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