I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
