Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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