What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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