i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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