She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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