found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Pooping to opera.
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