There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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