That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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