U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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