Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
These tits shall not be calmed
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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