I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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