My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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