i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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