when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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