So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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