My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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