I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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