is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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