just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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