i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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