well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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