By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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