Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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