Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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