It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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